A little while ago Utah State University held a snow sculpture competition. Thanks to my consummate competency at constructing commodes, this blessed beauty brought home the bacon. I don't remember which prize it won, so I'll just say it was first place. Kevin, on the right, was my partner in crime. I wish I had a picture of the finished product. It looked even better than this work-in-progress shot.
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I saw that sculpture! Indeed, you did a tremendous job. I wondered who the idi - er... fellow - was that produced it. I should have known.
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I shall take that as a compliment, for I was indeed please with my handiwork. It won me and Pulcheria a free date. However, I must warn you, sir, that if any further insults regarding my art come from your direction (general or specific), then I shall have no recourse but to formally challenge you to a duel!
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Question: Did any students take a dare to drop trou and sit on your frozen toilet?
Oh, naturally. It took a couple of days (surprisingly) but several "presents" were eventually deposited. The person giving the final (well, presumably final) deposit broke the rim of the bowl, and must have fallen in a most unfortunate place, judging from the smear-marks on the destroyed statue.
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